When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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