- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Well, there's one way...

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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