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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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