- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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