- Anti Joke

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks