What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Hi

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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