what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Derp

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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