Im taking a shit right now.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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