- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

knock knock who's there? hope

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Bad grammers.

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