- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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