So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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