- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

A person from Singapore eats

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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