- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

guest what i love pancakes

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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this is not an anti joke

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Obama

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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