- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What's green and blue? yellow

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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