- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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