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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

im at school

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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