- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

I went to school. Then I came home.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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