What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Black...

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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