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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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