When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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