A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

say cheese

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

There's my tractor.

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