Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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FUCK THE JEWS

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