what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Nah

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

42, that is all

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

The dewey decimal system

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Womens rights

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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