Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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