What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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