- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

5 people are walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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