Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Woman's Rights

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Anti Joke

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