What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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