- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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