- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

5 people are walking

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Nickelback

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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