- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

why did the man die? he was shot

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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