Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

kill yourself

I have suicidal thoughts

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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