- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Help I'm being raped!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

its snowing on mount fuji

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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