- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Church.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

all jokes aside...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Womens Rights

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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