- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Asians

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

what's brown and sticky A stick!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Chuck Norris screams in pain.