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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

a horse walks into a blender ow

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

British Dentistry

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

just in time?

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

I'm hungry.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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