what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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sharks

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Knock knock Come in

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Your future.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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