Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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i lost the game

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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