- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Donkey lips

dick dick dick... frogs

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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