Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Keanu Reaves

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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