- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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