why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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