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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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