Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

That's what SHE said!

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

politically correct!

give me a thumbs up

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

A white person at Harvard

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