- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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