- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What's clear and wet? water

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