My kids are mistakes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

black people

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

thumb_up thumb_down -5

gabbi nunez ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops