What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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I've got a dig bick

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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