- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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