full house

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Jimmy Saville

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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