- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

I just can't stand sitting down!

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