Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Breast cancer.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Are you Drew?

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

speech and debate.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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